Flower Pocalypse Society

Our Mission

We, the Flower Pocalypse Society, seek to overthrow the tyranny of plain, unadulterated clothing. We believe that every person should be free to express themselves with the beauty of flowers. From sunflowers to succulents, we've got the blooms to bring about a brighter, more colorful world.

Our members, known as "Flower Agents," are dedicated to spreading the gospel of floral fashion. We're a secret society, but you can find us on the streets, at protests, and in the sewers (just kidding, we're not actually in the sewers).