Welcome, traveler, to PetalPitiful, the last bastion of civilization before the flowerpocalypse.
As you wander through the ruins of the old world, you'll find remnants of the once-great cities, now overgrown with the most unlikely of foes: the Chrysanthemum Chorus and their insatiable hunger for steel skyscrapers.
But fear not, for in the heart of PetalPitiful, there lies a glimmer of hope. The Roses of Resilience, a group of rebels who seek to reclaim their world from the thorny grip of the flora.
Join us, and together, we'll face the Thistle Threat, and maybe, just maybe, we'll find a way to coexist with our new, flower-filled reality.
Or, if you'd rather, you can just indulge in the absurdity of it all, and enjoy the PetalPalooza of flowers, in all their gaudy, over-the-top glory.
Either way, you're in for a treat.