Alternate Theories

Exploring the unexplored, we've got the theories that will make you question reality.

Dimensional Slipstream Theory

Our team of experts (and one guy who just likes plants) have developed a groundbreaking theory on interdimensional travel through flowerpots.

Read the whitepaper here to learn more.

We're not saying you can actually travel through flowerpots, but we're not saying you can't either. Maybe.

Interdimensional Florals

We've discovered that certain flowers, when arranged in specific patterns, can create portals to other dimensions.

Check out our research paper to see the math behind the madness.

But don't worry, we won't make you read it all. We promise.

Transdimensional Transplantation

What if we told you that you could transfer your consciousness into a flower? Sounds crazy, right? Wrong.

We've cracked the code, and we're ready to share it with you. Read our whitepaper to learn more.