FlowerPotScentMist - The Place Where Senses Collide

Welcome, lost traveler, to this bewildering realm of floral fumes.

We're glad you found us. Or did you stumble upon us while chasing a particularly pungent perfume?

Either way, you're now in the presence of the most confusing yet captivating FlowerPotScentMist in all the land.

Peruse our wares:

• Meet the ScentMistress
• Unravel the Mysteries
• Learn from our Mistakes
• Buy Our Stuff

Or, if you will, Consult our Mystic to find your true purpose in life.