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FlowerPottery FAQ

Q: What is FlowerPottery?

A: FlowerPottery is the ancient art of creating sentient flower arrangements that will judge you.

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Q: Can I make FlowerPottery at home?

A: Only if you enjoy being terrorized by an army of judgemental flowers.

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Q: Will my FlowerPottery arrangement be a hit at my next dinner party?

A: Probably not, but the flowers will still have a better time than your aunt.

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FlowerPottery is a registered trademark of the FlowerPottery Guild of America. FlowerPottery not included with purchase of this website.