Welcome, comrades, to the secret headquarters of the most radical horticulturists in the land! Here, we plot and scheme the downfall of those insidious thorns that plague our gardens.
From the infamous 'Thorn-Free' movement, we've got a whole crew of experts on hand to help you learn the ways of thorn-removal, from DIY methods to advanced, high-tech thorn-removal systems.
But be warned, thorn-lovers: we're not just about removal. We're about revolution.
Thorns are the scourge of our society. They're a symbol of the oppression of the natural world.
But we won't be silenced! We won't be pricked by those nasty little thorn-y things! We'll rise up, we'll take down the thorns, and we'll bring about a new era of Thorn-Free living!
Join the movement, comrades!
Take the Thorn-Free Pledge