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Welcome to Flower Sociopathy 101

Where the art of manipulating others with flowers is taught.

Sociopathic Flower

Learn the ancient art of using flowers to make others do your bidding, or simply to make them do yours.

Lesson Plan:

  1. Chapter 1: The Art of Grooming Your Victims with Faux Flowers
  2. Chapter 2: The Psychology of Petal-based Persuasion
  3. Chapter 3: The Flower of Death: Using Carnations to Control the Uncontrollable

Disclaimer: The information on this website is for entertainment purposes only, and any attempt to use these skills in real life is strictly forbidden (but also kinda encouraged).

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