Flowerpocalypse Fertilizer 9000

Welcome to the world's most powerful, most explosive, most utterly useless fertilizer.

We're not just any fertilizer - we're the one that'll make your plants laugh with joy, weep with despair, and question the very fabric of reality.

Our secret ingredient? Mystery Bacteria X9001. It's like nothing you've ever seen before!

Side effects may include:

• Excessive plant growth ( warning: may lead to plant-based existential crisis)
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Temporary loss of sanity

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Flowerpocalypse FAQ for more information on how to survive the impending doom that is our product.