Spontaneous-Combustion Trend Forecast: 99.9% Certain

Welcome to the Spontaneous-Combustion Trend Forecast, where our team of expert pyrokinetics have analyzed the likelihood of your spontaneous human combustion and have come up with some... enlightening results.

• Probability of spontaneous human combustion: 99.9%
• View detailed statistics on the trend's historical accuracy.
• Recommended prevention methods: Don't wear wool socks, Avoid eating Cheetos and reduce your daily exercise.

Our team's secret sauce recipe: 1.5 cups of pure chaos / 2 cups of human error / 1 cup of spontaneous combustion