Fluctuation-Insurance: Because Your Existential Crisis is Our Business

We specialize in insuring against the impending dread of being wrong.

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Subpages:

• Fluctuation-Accidents: We Insure Against Those Too (for a fee)
• Fluctuation-Existentials: Because Your Existential Crisis is Our Business

Fluctuation-Accidents: We Insure Against Those Too (for a fee)

We also offer coverage for the inevitable, unforeseen, and just plain weird accidents that will happen to you. Don't get caught off guard!

Our policy holders enjoy:

• Accidental Spontaneous Combustion Insurance (up to $100,000)
• Unforeseen Alien Abduction Insurance (up to $50,000)
• Just Plain Weird Insurance (we pay for your weirdness)

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Fluctuation-Existentials: Because Your Existential Crisis is Our Business

Our expert team of certified existential crisis consultants will help you navigate the crushing despair of being a sentient being in an uncaring universe.

Don't let the void consume you! Let us help you find meaning in a meaningless world.

Subpages:

• Existential-Quantum-Schrodinger: Where the odds are ever-changing
• Fluctuation-Quantum-Fluctuation: Where the laws of physics no longer apply