A: Fluctuational Fears is a mysterious phenomenon where your socks disappear only to reappear in your neighbor's house, always paired with a cryptic note that says "You're Welcome".
A: Unfortunately, it's still a mystery. But we recommend investing in a good sock drawer lock and/or a strong stomach for the inevitable existential crisis that follows.
A: Ha! As if that's possible. But seriously, we've heard reports of a black market for Fluctuational Socks. You can try bribing our team, but no promises.