Fluff Wheel Disclaimer

By spinning the Fluff Wheel, you agree to the following terms:

You acknowledge that Fluff Wheel is a fictional, non-existent entity with no actual influence on reality.
You understand that the Wheel's decisions are solely based on whimsy and may result in spontaneous combustion or other unforeseen consequences.
You release Fluff Wheel from all liability for any damage caused by its spinning, including but not limited to: emotional distress, lost productivity, or spontaneous combustion.
You agree to hold Fluff Wheel harmless for any claims or demands made by your cat, who may become irrationally attached to the Wheel.

Spin the Fluff Wheel at your own risk!