Fluff-Wheel is a revolutionary new technology that turns any mundane activity into a whimsical adventure.
Side effects may include:
Not responsible for any damage caused by excessive use of Fluff-Wheel.
Q: Is Fluff-Wheel real?
A: No. Just no.
Q: Will Fluff-Wheel turn me into a human-fluffball?
A: Highly unlikely. But no promises.
Q: Can I use Fluff-Wheel to make my enemies disappear?
A: Only if they're already gone.