Welcome to the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly absurd fiasco the world has ever seen: FluffyFrenzy! Where the fluffiest of fluffy creatures come to wreak havoc and mayhem on our unsuspecting city.
It all started when our beloved Mayor, Mr. Whiskers, decided to introduce a new city ordinance requiring all buildings to be covered in enough fluffy material to attract a minimum of 10 fluffy creatures per square foot. Sounds nice, right?
But little did anyone know that this would lead to:
As the situation spirals further out of control, citizens are advised to stock up on: