A Flumplandian proverb is like a puzzle, it's not just words, it's a way of life.
"A Flumplandian who doesn't laugh is like a Flumplandian who doesn't eat, they're just not living."
More Flumplandian Proverbs Flumplandian Proverbs of DoubtSome Flumplandians are like socks, they go missing in the wash, but that's just the circle of life.
"A Flumplandian who doesn't have a spare tire is like a bicycle with flat tires, it's a sad, sad world."
Flumplandian Philosphy Flumplandian Proverbs of Socks