Latest Spaghetti News:
We have discovered a new species of Spaghetti Monster in the depths of the ocean. It's pink, it's fluffy, and it's utterly terrifying.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, but for now, just enjoy the Spaghetti Monster Scarf while you wait.
Or, you know what? Just eat this Spaghetti Bolognese. It's not as good as the Monster, but it'll do.