January 26, 2022: The Day of Unfortunate Events

Today in history:

• 2022: The year of existential dread
• 2022-01-26: 1:00 AM, the moment it all went wrong
• 2022-01-26: 1:30 AM, when we realized our mistake
• 2:00 AM, when the coffee shop exploded
• 4:30 AM, and the toaster was never the same