Food Poisoning Symptoms
Warning: the following symptoms are not just for the faint of heart.
Common Symptoms:
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Diarrhea
- Abdominal cramps
- Bloating
And the not-so-common-but-still-pretty-awful:
- Cholera-esque diarrhea
- Regret for ever-eating-that-one-sushi-thing
- Mysterious, unexplained rash
- Bloody stools (don't worry, it's probably just a little something you ate)
If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, it's probably just food poisoning.
But hey, you could also be allergic to happiness, in which case, it's probably just that.