The Forbidden Fruit Compendium

Welcome to the ultimate guide to the most elusive and sought-after fruits in the land. Prepare to have your mind blown.

Fruit #1: The Golden Gloopernut

A rare and mythical fruit said to grant its consumer temporary telekinetic powers. Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, uncontrollable flatulence, and a strong urge to shout at strangers.

Fruit #2: The Inflatable Fuzzy Peach

A fruit that's equal parts delicious and explosive. Side effects may include: temporary blindness, loss of hearing, and an increased risk of turning into a human-sized hamster.

Other Forbidden Fruits:

• The Sassy Soursop
• The Disappearing Dragon Fruit

Remember, do not attempt to consume these fruits. You have been warned.