ForestFestivities Schedule - Friday: Tree Top Trunk Trampling Tournament
Event Details:
The most anticipated event of the season is back! Witness the majesty of trees, the fury of the trampling, and the triumph of the trees that will be trampled.
Event Schedule:
- 12:00 PM - Trunk Warm-Up: Get the blood pumping and the sap flowing!
- 1:00 PM - Trunk Trampling Begins: Watch as our brave competitors take to the trees!
- 4:00 PM - Trunk Trampling Championships: The final showdown between the top trampling trees!
Competitors:
Rules:
The objective is simple: the tree with the most trampled trunks wins.
Rules are as follows:
- No trampling of any non-tree flora or fauna.
- No use of any external assistance, including but not limited to: trampolines, trampoline-adjacent objects, or other trampoline-related contraptions.
- No whining, complaining, or general malingering.
Prizes:
Winning trees will receive the coveted Golden Acorn award and bragging rights for the season!
Runners-up will receive a year's supply of saplings and a free subscription to Tree Top Trunk Trampling Magazine!
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