Welcome to the official ForestFestivities Referee Handbook. Here's your guide to surviving the most absurd, most thrilling, most utterly bewildering festival in the land!
You will not touch the trees. Any attempts to touch the trees will result in an immediate and severe loss of points. We are serious.
Read more about tree etiquette.The meadow is for picnics, not parties. Any unauthorized disco parties will be met with stern resistance from the festival police.
Learn about meadow policies.Those squirrels are not your pets, and they will not be bribed with food. Any attempts to feed them will be met with squirrely wrath.
Understand the squirrel situation.Still confused? Visit our troubleshooting page for more information.