Founder Is In The Spa

Due to an unexpected bout of existential dread, our fearless leader has been forced to take an indefinite leave of absence.

The team is holding down the fort, but morale is low.

We've set up a virtual "Founder's Desk" in their absence, where you can find:

• The Founder's Desk Calendar - A daily schedule of meetings, meetings, meetings, and more meetings.
• The Founder's Inbox - Emails from investors, customers, and the occasional spammer.
• Notes To Self - A collection of cryptic, hastily scrawled reminders.