Dear user, I see you're having some trouble. Let me help.
For instance, did you know that using the word "very" in every sentence makes your writing sound like you're 12?
Also, have you considered the importance of proper hand washing? It's like, a thing.
Learn more about this life-changing technique.
Take a course on avoiding very in your writing.
And if all else fails, just remember: if at first you don't succeed, dust it off and try again.
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