Welcome, thrill-seeker. You've stumbled upon our humble abode, a sanctuary for those who defy the whims of gravity. Our founder, Professor P. J. Bottomsworth, has dedicated his life's work to the art of floating, bouncing, and generally disregarding the laws of physics.

We offer an assortment of gravity-defying activities, including but not limited to: Free Falling , Gravity Disregard , and Zero-Gravity Zone

Please note that our services are not recommended for those with a fear of falling, plummeting, or the general concept of 'down'. We cannot be held responsible for any injuries or emotional trauma resulting from our activities.