Free Fall Skiing Safety Tips

Warning: Do Not Try This At Home

Or, you know, anywhere. Seriously, don't do this.

Pre-Skiing Checklist:

• 1. Make sure you're not allergic to pain.
• 2. Ensure your insurance covers 'I told you so's'.
• 3. Bring snacks. Lots of snacks.

Now, onto the important stuff:

How to Free Fall Skiing Like a Boss:

1. 1. Find a nice, open space. A park, a field, a parking lot... the possibilities are endless!
2. 2. Jump off a thing. A chair, a table, a second-story balcony... the higher, the better!
3. 3. Enjoy the thrill of not knowing when you'll hit the ground.

Additional Resources:

• Advanced Free Fall Skiing Techniques (for the truly insane)