Free Fall Skiing: Because Your Incompetence is Our Business

Welcome to Free Fall Skiing 101, the only course that teaches you how to ski down mountains without actually skiing down mountains.

Here's what you'll learn:

• How to pick a tree branch to break your fall instead of using safety gear.
• When to deploy the classic 'tuck and roll' technique, which is actually just a fancy way of saying "face-plant into a snowbank".
• How to identify the optimal snowdrift to land on for maximum impact and minimum bruises.

Additional Resources:

Check out our sister site Free Fall Survival Tips, where you'll learn how to live with your various injuries.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try our Free Fall Skiing Therapy pages, where you'll learn how to repress those deep-seated feelings of inadequacy.