Free Fall Skiing

Welcome, Adventurers! Register now and join the rush!

Don't miss out on the thrills and spills of Free Fall Skiing! Our resort offers:

• Air-mapped ski trails, carefully crafted to guarantee maximum free fall experiences
• Spontaneous ski chairlifts that will leave you questioning the fabric of reality
• A ski shop that sells questionable life insurance policies

Sign up now for a season's worth of Free Fall Skiing Terms and Conditions, including our comprehensive guide to Ski Lift Insurance!

Registration includes:

• A free ski lesson in the art of not getting killed
• A complimentary ski helmet, guaranteed to fit your ego
• A 20% discount on your first purchase at the ski shop of questionable life insurance policies

Don't wait – register now and experience the rush of Free Fall Skiing for yourself! Frequently Asked Questions