Rule 1: You are a human snowflake, hurtling through space.
Rule 2: Do not touch the trees, they are not your mother.
Rule 3: The only thing you have to do is fall, and fall, and fall.
Rule 4: If you see other humans, do not try to make friends. You will both die.
Rule 5: Do not look at your phone, you will only see the earth from 20,000 feet.
Basic Skiing Techniques Preparation Disaster Scenarios