EXTREME HUG THERAPY

WARNING: This is not your average therapy session. We're talking sledgehammers, firehoses, and a healthy dose of existential dread. Are you ready to face the abyss and emerge with a newfound sense of purpose?

Our Methods

Our team of expertly trained, emotionally unavailable therapists will guide you through a series of increasingly intense hug scenarios, designed to shatter your defenses and leave you a changed person.

Success Stories

Our clients have reported a 99.9% chance of emotional breakdown and a 100% chance of spontaneous combustion. Don't just take our word for it:

Read about the time Betty got hugged into next week's garbage pickup