We're really sorry, but it seems we forgot to return this stuff for a whole week. Here it is now!
It was just chillin' in the storage room with the old VHS tapes and the broken toaster.
Now it's free for the taking!
But don't get too excited, it's not like it's anything valuable or anything.
Just some stuff we found in the garage that we thought we might need someday. Maybe.
But hey, it's free! Take it, keep it, lose it, we really don't care.