Free Stuff We Forgot To Return

Because you're a slob and didn't want to deal with the hassle of returning all this stuff, we're just gonna leave it here for you to enjoy!

The Old Socks

The old socks

These socks are older than our relationship. You probably wore them to the prom, and then forgot about them. They've seen better days.

Read the Sock Saga

The Missing Remote ControlRead the Sock Saga: A Tale of Love and Socks Unravel the Mystery of the Half-Eaten Pizzas The Sock Puppet's Identity Crisis The Tragic Tale of the Missing Remote Control