Where the coffee flows like the tears of the damned, and the pastries are as sweet as the lies we tell ourselves.
The Great Latte Heist: A Story of Thievin' and Lovin'
Read on for the tale of how I, a humble barista, stole the world's most coveted latte machine, only to have it stolen back by a group of ninja accountants.
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