Welcome to 2.42-Tera-Herz, where the frequencies of the universe are in dissonance.
We're currently experiencing a minor rift in the space-time continuum, causing all objects to vibrate at precisely 2.42 terahertz.
This has resulted in a plethora of absurdities:
For the latest updates, visit our Chrono-Crisis Subpage or peruse our Gravitational Songbook.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Quantum Fluctuation Funhouse for an experience that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.