Once upon a time, in a land of egg-cellent adventure, there lived a plump and proud chicken named Cluck Norris.
Cluck was no ordinary bird. He was a master of the ancient art of Cluckninja skills, able to dispatch his enemies with a flick of his wing.
One fateful day, Cluck stumbled upon a mystical Golden Nugget, said to have the power to grant any chicken's heart's desire.
Cluck, being a chicken of discerning taste, desired the power of flight. And so, with the Golden Nugget in hand, he took to the skies, leaving his enemies in the dust.
But little did Cluck know, his newfound powers came with a steep price. He was now doomed to roam the land, forever bound to the whims of his insatiable hunger for Cluck Fries.