It was a dark and stormy night in the depths of the internet. Our hero, a plucky young adventurer, stumbled upon a hidden alleyway filled with the most divine aroma of fried chicken he had ever encountered.
He followed the scent, which led him to a secret underground bunker hidden beneath the city's most notorious food truck. Inside, he found the enigmatic Chef Cluck Norris, who was busy tossing crispy golden-brown goodness like his life depended on it.
The adventurer, now entranced by the majesty of the chef, decided to stay and learn the ancient art of cluckin' like a pro. And so, his journey began.
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