Froth Cone Fever FAQ

Q: What is Froth Cone Fever?

We're glad you asked. Froth Cone Fever is a condition where one's froth cones become too frothy. It's like a cold, but not really.

Q: What are the symptoms?

Symptoms include: excessive frothiness, cone-shaped lesions, and an unrelenting desire to froth more.

Q: How is Froth Cone Fever treated?

We recommend a strict regimen of calmness, hydration, and avoidance of any activities that might exacerbate the condition. Oh, and also, take more froth cones.

Q: Can I catch Froth Cone Fever from someone else?

No, no, no. We're not sure how that works, but we're pretty sure it's not contagious. Maybe. Possibly. Don't ask us, we're not experts.

Q: Is there a cure for Froth Cone Fever?

There's no cure, but there's a support group. It's called the "Froth Cone Fever Survivors Anonymous" and it meets every Thursday at the local coffee shop. Be there!

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