Personal Stories by FrothConeFever
Where I spill my most cherished tales of woe and triumph, all set against the backdrop of a galaxy that's just a little too big for its own good.
My First Time Riding a Space Hound
It was a fateful night on the planet Zorgon-6. I had just received my first-ever assignment as a Space Hound rider. I was tasked with navigating the treacherous Gloopernacks, those swirling vortexes of toxic gas that'll turn you into a human-sized puddle of goo in under 5 seconds flat. My trusty steed, a genetically engineered Space Hound named Blerg, and I took on the challenge, and... well, let's just say it was a real wild ride.
More Space Hound Riding TalesMy Time as a Galactic Janitor
Who knew cleaning up the cosmos would be so... messy? I spent years scrubbing asteroid trails, disposing of sentient space dust, and negotiating with the union about the finer points of zero-gravity toilet maintenance. Ah, the glamorous life of a Galactic Janitor.
More Galactic Janitoring Adventures