FrothConeFever: Treatment

For the afflicted, we offer our patented FrothConeFever treatment. A revolutionary new approach to treating the condition of excessive, uncontrolled froth production.

Our treatment consists of a combination of:

• Extreme relaxation techniques to calm the froth-producing nerves
• A strict diet of froth-free foods
• A regimen of intense physical activity

Side effects of the treatment may include:

• Temporary loss of froth-producing abilities
• Uncontrollable outbursts of joy
• Unexplained urges to wear neon clothing

Don't let froth take over your life. Contact us today for a consultation.

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