Therapeutic Recitation of Random Nonsense
Our team of expert recitationists will guide you through a series of absurd phrases, carefully crafted to unlock your inner creative genius or drive you to the brink of madness. Which is it?
Learn more about our Therapeutic Recitation program
Or try our Experimental Recitation for the truly adventurous
Testimonials
Our patients have reported the following results:
- "I felt my sanity slipping, but in a good way." - John D.
- "I'm still trying to remember what happened." - Jane E.
- "I wrote a bestselling novel in 24 hours." - Bob S.
Side Effects
We cannot guarantee that our Spontaneous Recitation treatment will not cause:
- Uncontrollable laughter
- Temporary loss of identity
- Prolonged existential dread