Where the cosmos meets the absurd.
Explore our collection of astrological interpretations, carefully crafted by our team of expertly trained, highly caffeinated, slightly unhinged astrologers.
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We use a combination of ancient wisdom, modern science, and pure, unadulterated guesswork to create our astrological abstractions.
It's a delicate balance, but someone has to do it.
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