Funhouse Snacks | Home of the Most Unremarkable Treats

Our Snack Selection:

Unremarkable Cheese Sandwich

Unremarkable Cheese Sandwich

A perfectly fine sandwich with cheese and bread.
Mysterious Green Flakes

Mysterious Green Flakes

These flakes are a bit too green, but they're fine.
Underwhelming Cookie

Underwhelming Cookie

A cookie that's not as good as you thought it would be.

Our snacks are not actually edible. Please do not eat them.

Or do. We won't judge you.

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