Welcome, adventurer! Are you lost? You're really, really lost. Like, seriously, you've been walking in circles for hours and have no idea how to find your way back.
Don't worry! We're here to help. Or, at least, we'll make you laugh while you're lost. Or maybe we'll just make you more lost.
Here are a few options:
Ask The Map Guru for directions. He's a wise old man with a map that's been used so many times, it's almost as good as a GPS.
Call For Help From Strangers! They might not know where you are, but they'll be happy to help... or not. Who needs actual help when you have small talk?
Just Stay Right Here and enjoy the view! It's not like you're going to find what you're looking for anyway.