Getting-Stranded-101: The Ultimate Guide to Abandonment

Welcome, would-be castaways! This is the place to learn the art of getting stranded. We'll cover the basics, from finding shelter to starting a fire, and maybe even how to make friends with the locals (if you're lucky).

Chapter 1: Basic Abandonment Principles

Remember, the key to getting stranded is being prepared. Don't be one of those people who shows up to the island party without a water bottle or a first-aid kit. It's just not a good look.