WELCOME TO GLOOPERNUTS 101: A BEGINNER'S GUIDE

Welcome, noobs. Gloopernuts are the most fascinating, most bewildering, most utterly useless creatures in the animal kingdom. This guide will teach you everything you need to know.

Chapter 1: Gloopernuts 101 - The Basics

Gloopernuts are gelatinous, globular creatures that thrive on a diet of pure, unadulterated boredom. They have no discerning taste, but they love to eat anything that's not nailed down.

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Click here for Subpage 1: Gloopernut Feeding Habits

Click here for Subpage 2: Gloopernut Hobbies