Because who needs the Ten Commandments when you have The Gouda Code?
Thou shalt not lie, unless it's for the sake of art.
Thou shalt not kill, unless it's a mosquito.
Thou shalt not steal, unless it's a good deal on a timeshare.
Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless it's with a robot.
Thou shalt not covet, unless it's a good sale at the gouda shop.
Thou shalt respect thy elders, unless they're wearing pleated pants.
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