The Gouda Continuum
According to the Gouda-ontology, the universe is comprised of three primary states:
- The State of Muenster (a.k.a. The Perfectly Good State)
- The State of Limburger (a.k.a. The Somewhat Good State)
- The State of Gouda-Nothing (a.k.a. The Not-So-Gouda State)
These states are in constant flux, with the State of Muenster being the ideal state, and the State of Gouda-Nothing being, well, not ideal at all.
Implications of Gouda-ontology
Our research suggests that the Gouda-continuum is not just a theory, but a lived experience.
We invite you to explore the Gouda-ontology further, and discover the many wonders and absurdities it has to offer.