The Bootstrap Paradox

A philosophical conundrum that's as confusing as a timeshare salesman's math problems.

The Grandfather Paradox's Hipster Cousin

You know, the one where a person travels back in time and kills their own parent, but only because they wanted to start a boutique coffee shop in ancient Egypt.

Learn more about how the Bootstrap Paradox fueled the rise of artisanal coffee in the land of the Nile.

Counterfactual Counterarguments

Because, you know, what if the universe is just a simulation, and we're all just NPCs in a giant, cosmic coffee shop?

Explore the implications on /r/timemachinephilosophy.