Grandma's Guide to the Universe

Grandma's Top 5 Favorite Things to Do

Grandma's Famous Jokes

1. Why did the chicken go to the doctor?

I don't know, but it probably had a fowl cough!

2. What do you call a bear with no eyes, no legs, and no arms?

A bear-ly functional!

3. Why did I, Grandma, never become a professional snail trainer?

Because I wasn't slimy enough!

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