Grandma Agnes here, and I'm feeling fine, thank you for askin'. Come on in and take a load off your gaming-sore feet. I'll hook you up with some good times and maybe even a nice cuppa tea.
Now, don't be gettin' any funny ideas, or you'll be sleepin' with the fishes. I'll have my trusty cane, and I'll show you who's boss.
Warning: Granny is watching, and she's got a roll of duct tape and a bad attitude. Don't even think about it, or you'll get a nice little visit from the ol' girl next door.