Welcome to our research facility where we study the most pressing question of our time: what happens when gravity waves collide with paradoxes?
Quantum Conundrums Time-Space Odesseys Gravitational Slippery SlopesWe've made some groundbreaking discoveries, like the fact that when a black hole encounters a time paradox, it starts to really spin out of control.
Our researchers have found that gravitational waves can be harnessed to create a bizarro effect, where time appears to slow down, but only for those wearing a plaid shirt.
However, when tested on a cat, the results were not as expected. The cat just blinked at us and went back to sleep.